I see from the blog Mom is writing that she and Dad are having a great time on this trip. Well that's fine, but while they are out having that great time, I'm stuck here in the RV with nobody but a couple of bird-brains to talk to. I mean, really, how would you like lots of quality time with pals named "Munchkin" and "Barney"? Let’s just say that often the conversation leaves a lot to be desired.
Today I was left in the RV with my bird-brain buddies ‘cause Mom and Dad went out to watch the launch of the Atlas V Rocket. Ya’ know, it was raining outside when they left. I could have told them that no human rocket could fly in the rain. I can, of course. I am a terrific flyer. But a rocket made by humans? No way. But did anyone ask me? Noooo. So was I surprised when Mom and Dad came back without seeing the launch? Noooo. I think they are going to try again tomorrow. Humans aren’t too good at this flyin’ stuff.
Today I was left in the RV with my bird-brain buddies ‘cause Mom and Dad went out to watch the launch of the Atlas V Rocket. Ya’ know, it was raining outside when they left. I could have told them that no human rocket could fly in the rain. I can, of course. I am a terrific flyer. But a rocket made by humans? No way. But did anyone ask me? Noooo. So was I surprised when Mom and Dad came back without seeing the launch? Noooo. I think they are going to try again tomorrow. Humans aren’t too good at this flyin’ stuff.
My Mom and Dad came back with a bag. It said “The MegaBird Store” on it. Can you imagine that? They went to a megabird store just for me!! They brought back a cool toy, but the other one is really scary. It has big eyes on it. S-c-a-r-y. (Editor’s note: this toy has three peacock feathers on it, something for bored birds to preen and chew. It may take a little time for the birds to get used to it.)
Maybe tomorrow I’ll let you all know if the rocket could fly. Yeah, that’ll be the day.
[Submitted by Lima “Beanie” Bean, with a little bit of help from Dan Snyder and my Mom]
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